2007!
The New Year is off to a great start!

Decided to go to a local party. Weird mix of people, but good natured, and I grabbed my friend's girlfriend's ass and he got really pissed, so it was a fun night all and all.

So I get tanked and go out to my car to puke and decide to go to sleep. Turn the car on for heat, close the doors, go to sleep.

Then a cop wakes me up and takes me to jail for public intoxication. The car was still running when I left, and I think I left my phone and house keys on the passenger seat.

Lake County jail was depressing as shit, especially on New Year's Day. Not that I place much stock in such holidays but everyone around me did, and made this clearly known. Also, listening to a guy who's been in there for a month talk about how, if he weren't locked up, he'd be bruising the shit out of his no-good slut of a girlfriend Moline because she's probably fucking his brother on their card table, shit, he's probably pouring champagne on her tits right fucking now, tends to affect the mood.

Five hundred bucks to get out, probably at least another hundred for the car tomorrow.

Here's hoping all of 2007's surprises aren't yet spent!